http://worldatwar.today.com Humanity's Ongoing Global Conflict, Told In Cold Fake Truth Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:10:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en After Wednesday night's attack by 400 ninjas on Dmitry Medvedev, the 12 survivors are being held outside of Moscow for questions, according to sources close to the Kremlin. "The interrogation is being personally overseen by Vladimir Putin. He likes this sort of thing," reported Medvedev's press secretary. When asked to comment on ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/06/remnants-of-ninjas-held-for-questions/ Seeking revenge for the Georgian conflict last year, President Mikheil Saakashvili hired 400 ninjas to attack the Kremlin late last evening. The goal of the attack was to remove Dmitry Medvedev from power and install American actor Dolph Lundgren, waiting at the border for his moment to seize control. Unfortunately for Saakashvili ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/05/400-ninjas-hired-to-overthrow-medvedev/ After celebrating until four in the morning in his reelection bid, Minneapolis , Minnesota Mayor RT Rybak was seen ordering White Castle with four other people. The White Castle restaurant, located on the city's famed Lake Street, supplied the mayor and his entourage with a reported 25 sliders, a bag ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/04/minneapolis-mayor-rt-rybak-wins-reelection-orders-white-castle/ According to a press release by Abdullah Abdullah, presidential challenger in the Afghan election against incumbent Hamid Karzai, announced that he would not participate in the run-off election. Despite great success at the polls, forcing a constitutionally-mandated follow-up vote, Abdullah Abdullah chose to forgo his right and hand over the ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/02/world-series-reason-afghan-election-over/ A group of guys from the local gym decided last Thursday that they would travel back in time and trash the Japanese Navy before it had the opportunity to inflict damage on the United States at Pearl Harbor. Following a short exchange by John Goodwhin, a local championship bodybuilder, and Charles ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/10/28/guys-with-ripped-bodies-to-travel-back-in-time-fight-japan/ A press release from the State of Nevada has reported that OJ Simpson has escaped prison. The State Department has gone on record saying that the famous running back has been sighted on the Afghan-Pakistan border operating with the Taliban. Initial reports state that Simpson has been given control over a ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/08/03/oj-simpson-escapes-joins-taliban/ The Associated Press has announced that North and South Korea will resolve its long national crisis by a winner-take-all game of Risk. After a long negotiation over which type to play, ambassadors agreed that Risk: Godstorm would be the best. All six nations in the six-party talks will take part: North Korea, ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/07/24/korea-to-solve-problems-with-game-of-risk/   In a harsh letter of criticism, God has announced that he or she has given up on the chance for peace in the Middle East. The press release stated that "after centuries of attempts at symbolic signs and chances as self-reliance, both the Jewish and Muslim populations have made very little ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/07/20/god-gives-up-on-middle-east/ The new Torchwood miniseries "Children of Earth" has caused an uptick of violence in Southeast Asia. The BBC has refused to broadcast the coveted show throughout Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia and Burma, causing a resurgence of civil war between die-hard Doctor Who fans and those who support the BBC's ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/07/20/torchwood-causes-resurgence-of-violence-in-southeast-asia/ In a nod to Jane Fonda's famous performance for North Vietnamese troops during the Vietnam conflict, musician Moby will entertain the troops this Saturday with works from his newest record as well as older hits. "While not fully released in the communist country, the advanced copies of the album currently being ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/07/13/moby-performs-for-vietnamese-troops/