http://worldatwar.today.com Humanity's Ongoing Global Conflict, Told In Cold Fake Truth Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:00:52 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en   Chef Boyardee After being found drunk aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise last May, the recent court martial of the famed Italian chef, Chef Boyardee, has left the entrepreneur shamed and marched out of the Navy. He returned to the United States, where he has recently taken up residency in Minneapolis, ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/19/chef-boyardee-fired-from-mayor-rt-rybaks-staff/ According to a recent Pentagon report, the contingent of troops in Iraq manned by the Jolly Green Giant and the NFL team, the Cleveland Browns, were attacked by the combined forces of Pakistan, the Taliban and a bunch of ninjas. The Pentagon believes this is the work of Pakistan's leadership ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/18/104/ After the NFL reported that they would join the armed forces and help take care of the situation in Iraq, the famed Jolly Green Giant, having recently joined himself , was recently awarded a leadership position over the Cleveland Browns. "Ho Ho Ho, I am proud to lead one of ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/17/green-giant-teams-up-with-nfl/ After Wednesday night's attack by 400 ninjas on Dmitry Medvedev, the 12 survivors are being held outside of Moscow for questions, according to sources close to the Kremlin. "The interrogation is being personally overseen by Vladimir Putin. He likes this sort of thing," reported Medvedev's press secretary. When asked to comment ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/06/remnants-of-ninjas-held-for-questions/ Seeking revenge for the Georgian conflict last year, President Mikheil Saakashvili hired 400 ninjas to attack the Kremlin late last evening. The goal of the attack was to remove Dmitry Medvedev from power and install American actor Dolph Lundgren, waiting at the border for his moment to seize control. Unfortunately for Saakashvili ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/05/400-ninjas-hired-to-overthrow-medvedev/ After celebrating until four in the morning in his reelection bid, Minneapolis, Minnesota Mayor RT Rybak was seen ordering White Castle with four other people. The White Castle restaurant, located on the city's famed Lake Street, supplied the mayor and his entourage with a reported 25 sliders, a bag of fries, ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/04/minneapolis-mayor-rt-rybak-wins-reelection-orders-white-castle/ According to a press release by Abdullah Abdullah, presidential challenger in the Afghan election against incumbent Hamid Karzai, announced that he would not participate in the run-off election. Despite great success at the polls, forcing a constitutionally-mandated follow-up vote, Abdullah Abdullah chose to forgo his right and hand over the ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/11/02/world-series-reason-afghan-election-over/ A group of guys from the local gym decided last Thursday that they would travel back in time and trash the Japanese Navy before it had the opportunity to inflict damage on the United States at Pearl Harbor. Following a short exchange by John Goodwhin, a local championship bodybuilder, and Charles ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/10/28/guys-with-ripped-bodies-to-travel-back-in-time-fight-japan/ A press release from the State of Nevada has reported that OJ Simpson has escaped prison. The State Department has gone on record saying that the famous running back has been sighted on the Afghan-Pakistan border operating with the Taliban. Initial reports state that Simpson has been given control over a ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/08/03/oj-simpson-escapes-joins-taliban/ The Associated Press has announced that North and South Korea will resolve its long national crisis by a winner-take-all game of Risk. After a long negotiation over which type to play, ambassadors agreed that Risk: Godstorm would be the best. All six nations in the six-party talks will take part: North Korea, ... http://worldatwar.today.com/2009/07/24/korea-to-solve-problems-with-game-of-risk/