Nov 06 2009
Remnants of Ninjas Held for Questions
After Wednesday night’s attack by 400 ninjas on Dmitry Medvedev, the 12 survivors are being held outside of Moscow for questions, according to sources close to the Kremlin.
“The interrogation is being personally overseen by Vladimir Putin. He likes this sort of thing,” reported Medvedev’s press secretary.
When asked to comment on the situation at a recent State Department press conference, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton declined to comment. Reporting that it was an “internal matter for Russia.”
However, Associated Press reports reveal that of the 400 ninjas that attack Medvedev, 14 were American.
It was unknown at press time if any of the survivors of the attack were American.
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