Nov 05 2009
400 Ninjas Hired to Overthrow Medvedev
Seeking revenge for the Georgian conflict last year, President Mikheil Saakashvili hired 400 ninjas to attack the Kremlin late last evening.
The goal of the attack was to remove Dmitry Medvedev from power and install American actor Dolph Lundgren, waiting at the border for his moment to seize control.
Unfortunately for Saakashvili and the 400 ninjas, Medvedev was found armed with a pumice stone, with which he single-handedly defeated each attacker one by one.
Lundgren was forced to withdraw and regroup with the Georgian forces.
“I will live to fight another day,” he stated as he rode his bike off into the sunset.
