Oct 28 2009
Guys With Ripped Bodies To Travel Back in Time, Fight Japan
A group of guys from the local gym decided last Thursday that they would travel back in time and trash the Japanese Navy before it had the opportunity to inflict damage on the United States at Pearl Harbor.
Following a short exchange by John Goodwhin, a local championship bodybuilder, and Charles Trongold, high school wrestling champ, about the fact that they could take the whole Japanese fleet in the middle of the ocean “if they were there.” Bennie Rockford, the local high school physics teacher, told the two that they could travel through time and defeat the Japanese military with just a few simple projects.
Explaining the overall dedication to the two very ripped men, Bennie invited them back to his house to work over the details. According to sources close to the individuals, after the morning’s breakfast, they will be fast on their way to World War II Japan for some serious ass kicking.
