Aug 03 2009
OJ Simpson Escapes, Joins Taliban
A press release from the State of Nevada has reported that OJ Simpson has escaped prison. The State Department has gone on record saying that the famous running back has been sighted on the Afghan-Pakistan border operating with the Taliban.
Initial reports state that Simpson has been given control over a small village.
A spokesperson for the Nevada State Correctional Board claimed that Simpson used a makeshift knife to escape from the minimum-security facility during lunch. Apparently, most of the guards were interested in getting security-camera footage of OJ and themselves. He then commandeered another white Ford Bronco and made a dash to a hidden airport where he flew to Myanmar, before being smuggled into the war-torn region.
The State Department refused to comment further and a representative from CENTCOM has yet to respond.
