Jul 20 2009
God Gives Up on Middle East
In a harsh letter of criticism, God has announced that he or she has given up on the chance for peace in the Middle East.
The press release stated that “after centuries of attempts at symbolic signs and chances as self-reliance, both the Jewish and Muslim populations have made very little progress. I wash my hands of the situation.”
Many theologians are pointing at those last words as a reference to the Biblical character of Pontius Pilot.
Both Jewish and Muslim religious leaders have stated that they do not take note of the statement. In a joint statement, they claim that “the Christian God has no bearing whatsoever on our actions.”
The Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, West Bank Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and Gaza Palestinian President Aziz Duwaik have all gone on record they will meet immediately to discuss this matter personally.
