World at War

Even as investigators pry into the exact circumstances surrounding the death of famed pitchman Billy Mays, new evidence has been found that links him to the coup that ousted President Jose Manuel Zelaya from power.

“Apparently Mays has been funneling a portion of his proceeds from selling products such as OxyClean and ShamWow to the Honduran Congress and Army,” stated FBI analyst Trevor McIntosh.

Mays is most famous for his appearances on the Home Shopping Network and a number of television advertisements for various products. He was also famous for shouting slogans and product names at the camera in a style reminiscent of that loud talking guy from Twin Peaks.

It was announced late on Sunday that president of the Honduran Congress, Roberto Micheletti, would take over the role as provisional leader of the country.

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