May 17 2009
Sir Richard Branson Buys Monopoly Guy, Sends to Iraq
In an effort to help build the hearts and minds of Iraqis, Sir Richard Branson has stated that he will be sending his newest acquisition, the guy from the Monopoly game, to the war-torn country as a good will gesture.
“Loved by many and hated by millions, the Monopoly guy has become a symbol of American hegemony. I bid the Iraqis freedom to do with him as they see fit,” stated Branson in a press conference.
This follows Branson’s recent purchase of the bitchy girl down the street for the Somali pirates and that guy who really gets on your nerves at the local bar for extradition to Laos.
