May 17 2009
Chef Boyardee Found Drunk After Serving Troops
In what the White House is calling an international public relations crisis, Italian representative to the International Culinary Association, Chef Boyardee, was found drunk on the U.S.S. Enterprise.
The international competition of great culinary experts was held this year aboard the aircraft carrier in an effort to help stimulate the troops.
Unfortunately, Italy’s representative, Mr. Boyardee, apparently proceeded to take shot after shot of Jamaican rum and was found in a bathroom on the lower decks.
The full ramifications to the International Culinary Association and one of the most successful brands of Italian ready-to-eat products in America is yet unknown.
