World at War

Famed political analyst and Clinton election team official James Carville has surprisingly pulled off a once-in-a-lifetime coup de’tat in Pakistan.

Following the flood of bad news regarding the overwhelming attacks by the Taliban, just 20 miles from Islamibad, Carville took over the civilian government in a bloodless change of power.

Taking personal command over the country’s military, Carville successfully toppled the government by imprisoning the present leadership and claiming himself supreme leader.

Aided by angry Renaissance Festival reinactors, the coup appeared from many journalists perspective as an elaborate Hollywood production starring people who live in their parents basements.

The full ramifications are still being debated.

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