Apr 28 2009
Dr. Doom Waterboarded Over 200 Times
Recent documents have been released showing that absolute monarch of Latveria, Victor Von Doom was waterboarded over 200 times by Reed Richards, also known as Mister Fantastic of the Fantastic Four.
Release of the documents comes on the heals of a nationwide investigation over how the Avengers and other groups treat captured super-villains.
Richards refrained from giving a public statement, however, Johnny Storm (The Human Torch) did give a press conference.
“I’ve said before and I’ll say again, the Fantastic Four does not torture.”
When asked if the cosmic quartet considered waterboarding torture, he explained that he could not discuss what methods are used by the Fantastic Four and other super teams, otherwise the villains could get the upper hand.
Other documents reveal that an unknown hero attached a pair of electrodes to the testicles of the Lizard.
Its shit like this thats gonna bring this thing to a head!