Apr 27 2009
Swine Flu Kills Spider-Man
Just across the wire from the Associated Press. The recent outbreak of swine flu in New York City has apparently killed Spider-Man.
Recently, the spectacular webslinger saved a number of students who had just returned from a field trip to Mexico.
Unfortunately, it appears that the scarlet avenger was infected with swine flu and has become the first victim in the tragic outbreak ravaging citizens across the US, Mexico and Canada.
Iron Man commented on the great tragedy, “He will be missed. However, we need to get to the bottom of this tragedy. And someone’s got to stop Doc Ock! I’ve got to go!”
Famed newspaper editor, J. Jonah Jameson, who broke the story also commented, “Thank God! It’s about time.”
Dude, that’s sweet! I’ve spent the last 3 weeks telling people that Spiderman’s got swine flu, but they wouldn’t listen. And here we are, a freaking article about it!