Apr 09 2009
Drunk Russian Pilot Shot Down Over Ontario
A ridiculously drunk Russian pilot was shot down over northern Ontario late last night. This is the latest incident in the ongoing conflict between the Russian Federation and the combined might of the Canadian government.
The pilot was found wandering around the suburbs of Toronto after a Canadian crop duster, the ultimate force in the country’s arsenal, shot down a Russian spy plane. Authorities state that the pilot was indeed drunk. They found a bottle of vodka and four Cuban cigars on his person.
Russian authorities have refused to comment.
“This is yet another example of Russian aggression,” stated the Canadian Prime Minister.
The Canadian government has responded by mobilizing a few more crop dusters to patrol the skies over Manitoba and other provinces.
“We will not be held ransom by a major world power. Our air force will die protecting the rights of the Canadian people,” stated the Canadian Prime Minister.
I thought this website was for actual (genuine) articles, not nonsensical bullshit written by an obvious idiot.
That would be great. Why don’t people like you respond to real news. Oh, it’s because you don’t have a real spine. Sometime it takes more guts to make fun of reality than live it.