Apr 08 2009
Castro in U.S.
In an unseen turn of events, Fidel Castro has been granted immunity in the U.S. after a shocking escape from Cuba.
Monday, the Congressional Black Caucus of the U.S. visited Cuba, meeting with Raul Castro and touring installations and schools. Suddenly, someone announced that Fidel Castro would like to meet with them.
After discussing policies of the new Cuban government and a possible end to the nearly five decade-old embargo, Castro disappeared from the room.
The Caucus boarded the plane and returned to the U.S. As the group was leaving the plane, security realized that an extra member had joined. Security intervened and found that it was none other than the former communist strongman in disguise.
“We couldn’t believe it. It was Fidel, dressed in a nice suit and wearing Blackface makeup,” stated one security officer.
He immediately requested immunity, which, according to U.S. law is provided to all Cuban exiles once they reach U.S. soil.
“Apparently, he had already purchased a nice Manhattan loft and has decided to retire to New York City,” said Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, “We also have reports that he’s already signed to make cameo in the next Woody Allen picture.”
