Apr 07 2009
Wal-Mart and Taco Bell Take Over Moldava
Following an overwhelming takeover by the Bolsheviks in Moldava, a number of capitalist mercenaries invaded the presidential palace of Vladimir Voronin.
Reports at this hour are sketchy at best, but it appears that a force from Romania, financially backed by Wal-Mart and PepsiCo seem to have invaded the palace and set up a retail market.
The rioters and mercenaries painted anti-communist slogans and a variety of pop art around the residence as retail and fast food managers began organizing their employees for the opening of a new mini-mall located inside the palace.
“The Wal-Mart logo is already in place and we’re set with our first Pizza Hut and Taco Bell locations,” stated Jordan Hanson, an American assistant manger of KFC who looks forward to his new opportunity.
“In the past, we’ve had to wait for the dust to settle in a communist nation before businesses moved in. This time we’re just moving in and making the communists get out of our way.”
