Mar 25 2009
Czech Republic Falls Despite Jedi Intervention
Like a scene out of Star Wars where the Republic begins to fall apart, a vote of no confidence has caused the Czech government to collapse.
The government, led by Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek, lost the vote due to its handling of the recent economic crisis and its support for the American anti-missile defense system.
The vote was 101 to 96 in the lower house of the Czech Parliament.
This marks a major turning point in the consolidation of a new Iron Curtain led by Russia. It is expected that Emperor Putin is behind the entire event and will claim leadership.
The Jedi are expected to intervene under the leadership of Samuel L. Jackson. However, young Hayden Christiansen thinks he deserves spot on the council and may wreck everything.