World at War

At a meeting with the neighbors of the film-obsessed recluse’s nation, South Korea, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said that she’s tired of the antics of Kim Jung Il and his friends. They stay out all night, never get there work done and subjugate the people under an iron fist of extreme communism. She also said the tinkering they’re doing with nuclear weapons is just a “no-no.”

“The North should refrain from violating this resolution, and also from any and all provocative actions,” she said.

She went on to suggest that maybe Kim Jung Il’s friends should all just go home so he can think about what he’s done.

When asked about possible sanctions, Clinton stated that maybe the best course of action would be to ground him from television for a couple of weeks. If that doesn’t help, she’ll take away his cell phone. She did not rule out a preemptive military strike to decapitate the regime before a full-scale invasion by a coalition of armed forces led by the United States military.

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